So since getting pregnant, B has implemented some of his own rules. They are quite hilarious and have no medical backing. As I grow, so does the list!
Don'ts
~ no pork
~ no skating ( ice or otherwise)
~ no biking
~ no bath tub alone ( this may be valid as I have fallen getting out)
~ no running ( it could jiggle Bean)
~ no lifting
~ no bowling ( that came up last night)
~ no Busch Gardens ( I don't ride the rides so who cares!!!!)
~ no fishing on boats
~ no cruises
There are plenty more however prego brain has robbed them from me. I will also include a list Do's
Do's
~ Fix him drinks
~ become a DD for 9 months
~ cook and clean
~ help with the tools
~ make his endless amounts of snacks ( its practice for when Bean comes)
~ clean his messes ( another preparer for Bean)
~ run errands that involve the car and no actual running
~ boss the grocery staff around to do the lifting ( I don't even look pregnant)
~ sex ( that activity is some how safe yet walking to the mail box is not)
Checking on Bean in a few hours, off to Mommy Group. Doughnuts and coffee here we come.
lmao
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