Size Matters

Washing baby clothes last night, B walks into the laundry room. " what are you doing? why are you shrinking them". 

"I'm not, how big do you expect him to be?" "These are 0-3 month clothes, not even newborn, you should go look at those". 

Later sitting on the couch B asks again " are those really his clothes?" 

" yes, do you think he is going to be the size of Cooney when he comes out" ( coon weighs over 12lbs and is rather long)  

B- " well ya, he's not that big" 

" have at it then babe, you can deliver him yourself, no 12 pounder is coming out of me!"