Sexy Speed-Hill

Current dilemma....I can no longer wear the majority of my clothes.  Last night after B got home he mentioned to me that I had developed a "speed-hill" technically not a bump but no longer flat.  Ouch, boy do I feel fat.  I still have yet to gain one stinkin pound yet my mid section is growing daily.

Today I spent hours searching for pants that I could actually button over said speed-hill.  No luck as the only parts that seem to be growing are my ass and belly.  I would give my left arm just to feel free in jeans instead of bursting at the seams.  In addition to my growing belly my top seems to grow daily as well making tops too snug for comfort.

In conclusion I have added a picture to show my updated wardrobe that could cause the "What not to wear" crew to show up at any minute.  Granted these shorts are not spandex or skin tight but do elicit the same response: "Never leave the house in these".  However in my current I don't give a rats ass state of mind I will be wearing them where ever in the hell I choose.  One they are comfortable, two they cover all parts of my caboose, three this is the only pair of bottoms I can wear from my closet.  No judgment in the picture below, I actually did wear a decent top today, making the bottoms all that more repulsive.  Sorry Dear I will be meeting you for lunch in this outfit as well :)


Notice speed-hill in picture.  Thats what 8 weeks looks like folks.  Bloated, puffy and as attractive as an ant hill.

It is far too early to even consider maternity clothes, yet my entire closet is too small.  This in-between period sucks.  Kind of like when I was a kid and was in between sizes.